Attention Whoredom- Let's Get Immature

[Maya]

I noticed through my online searches regardless of motif, (barbecue grill cover) almost everything resulted with a link leading to the ever so self-absorbed, look at me I'm alive, personalities of the internet. People crave attention.

My quest slowly evolved into an infatuated epidemic of attention whoredom browsing. I must admittingly say, that I've wasted an, ahem, hour or two reading through blogs, forums, am I hot or not, and other network pages. What our online identities fail to realize is do people actually love us? So me in all my superficialness took it upon myself to find out. I typed the term "I love Maya" into a search and found that I am loved by many. Stop looking for attention people love you too! Just search using similar key terms. I have posted results to my findings below:

I am global! Blowing on fist and rubbing on shirt. You must watch this. It's compassionate and comedic. 2 minute clip. Gag.


I have no reserves or biases towards the type of audience that love me. You didn't know I could go blonde, did you?



www.imeem.com/gustavolrmusic/music/D_oXdbM9/offer-nissim-feat-maya-i-love-maya-gustavolr-music/
A song dedicated to mwah.




I even have peeps pledging their love. I couldn't show his face for security purposes.

There's more, but I didn't want to make anyone jealous.

Before you decide to create a center stage with Me, me, me advertising, do a little search. You'll be happy to find a vast universe of fervently dedicated beings interested in you as well.

Post your personal findings of love. Let us indulge.

(Considering the mood I've been in, I can say that I feel better.)

[grainnerhuad]

Ha! I love you Maya but you are not going to tempt me into that time waster....Is there a way you can work that self indulgence into a mental health topic?

[Maya]

You're right. I shouldn't be wasting my time, I just had a little free time. Happy with school's end, wanted to do something fun. I thought it was funny as to how many people know they can get attention simply by showing off their super huge buttocks, bosoms and abs. Love me for my looks. It's such bullshit how approval is based on objectification. I was trying to prove a point.

[grainnerhuad]

I know, point taken, but it did get your attention anyway didn't it?

[neonorth]

Prove a point or make a certain sector here get a point? You really shouldn't be puttin down whoredom my dear Maya, I strongly suspect that's what made people take a look in my blog's direction in the first place!

[The Late Mitchell Warren]

Nobody loves Mitchell.

[The Late Mitchell Warren]

Oh wait, I found someone.



Hey! Great idea, seriously, that's the new Subversify Staff uniform!!

[GoblinQueen]

Suddenly I am glad I'm not staff.

But you'll look pretty hot in that Mitch ;D

[karlsie]

No way Jose are you going to going to get me into one of those over-compensated sling shots. I just got into my comfy summer overalls, and i don't intend to be pulling at the back all day trying to keep a string from clinging to my ass.

[Maya]

Aww, Karla where's your spirit, you'll have to break them in. Eventually you wouldn't even know you had one on.

Who the FUCK is Dr. Laura? That bitch ain't got nothing on me. Taking off my earrings, gettin' me some vaseline.

Did you guys watch that movie clip above? Well I wanted to give everyone an update. I went to the train station at 4:32 and...ummm...he wasn't there. . I must have said something wrong. Maybe it was the scallions I had right before the last time I met him there. Perplexed, blowing on palm and sniffing....

[neonorth]

Well that seals it - I'll never be a staff member if that's the uniform - I'm just too much of a commando type to change now....

[Thomas Littlechief]

May 15, 2009 21:38:01 GMT -5 karlsie said:

No way Jose are you going to going to get me into one of those over-compensated sling shots. I just got into my comfy summer overalls, and i don't intend to be pulling at the back all day trying to keep a string from clinging to my ass.

Hey karlsie, remember that tee shirt I got you one year for Christmas? I think that jock strap and tee would look nifty on you!

Blah Haa Haa Haa, that is soooooo Evil of me.

Mitchell, did karlsie ever tell you about that tee shirt?

[karlsie]

Forget it. No stringies, no naked booby tee shirts. You'd have better luck getting me to wear a dress.

[Thomas Littlechief]

Is that a challenge, karlsie?

[Thomas Littlechief]

Remember, karlsie, silence is compliance.