Beverly Strom
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We present to the public who we wish to be but among each other there are no secrets
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Post by Beverly Strom on Nov 8, 2009 17:32:51 GMT -5
(breathlessly) President Ting, what do you think? (models a full length wool sweater) It's long... It seems more like a Real America fashion statement than a West Coast one. What have I missed? You were talking about the marital institution? You've got to be broming. Nobody worries about these things anymore.
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Post by president Ting on Nov 8, 2009 18:10:09 GMT -5
Beverly, my dear, please don't use the words Real United States. They imply an illegitimacy in recognized countries, such as Michigan, Cascadia and Northwest Territories. Eastern America is an acceptable term. Remember, you are now speaking to a global audience, not a centralized one.
Your sweater was an excellent choice. It becomes you. I'd like you to wear it for you next g-net broadcasting. SolidSave has just signed a contract with the Alpaca manufacturing company for five million sweaters to be marketed in their stores world wide. You'll receive some nice credit bonuses for sponsoring their product.
What a pity, Klaus, that your country didn't pursue more actively their skills in sheep herding and weaving wool. You might then be actively supported by your manufactured goods instead of trembling over losing your natural resources. You highly over-rate your technology, anyway. Our distillation plants are in the final stages of removing all traces of lead, mercury and pharmaceutical residue from all its public water facilities. We will soon be able to produce potable water at our own competitive prices.
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klaus Vandeweerd
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Post by klaus Vandeweerd on Nov 8, 2009 18:59:40 GMT -5
I see you're still looking out for the best interests of SolidSave, President Ting. I wouldn't toot the horn of your corporate industry's technology too loudly. It was just a little over a year ago when every bottle of water marked for drinking had to be pulled from the shelves and run back through the purification process after 687,000 were found to contain salmonella bacterium. Your company tries to cut corners, increase production with minimal machinery. It simply won't work that way. You have a high population. You need a high degree of technical application.
It also might please you to know that a part of the Northern Alliance trade agreement with the Peruvian Empire was an equal exchange of reindeer from the Arctic Rim for llamas. Experiments in Corporate Alaska have proven llamas adjust quite well to our hemisphere and have every reason to believe the useful reindeer will fare the same in the southern extremes of the Peruvian Empire. Our own woven products will be offered on the market soon. I'm sure SolidSave will enjoy the competition.
(intentionally turning his back on President Ting and concentrating his attention on Troyal Barker) Tell me more about these little women you know. I once met a beautiful Laredo woman. I couldn't imagine what to say to her, but I thought to myself at the time; if ever I wanted to set up a second home in Dominica Mexico; a place I could go to and unwind after council meetings, it would be there in Unified Laredo. She could do whatever she pleased when I wasn't around, of course, and I'd provide her with an adequate spending account. But I would expect her companionship when I was there. Do you think your Hispanic connections could find me such a woman?
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