Feud
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Post by Feud on Jan 10, 2010 10:18:37 GMT -5
Greetings, one and all.
My good friend Astra Navigo suggested that since I had effectively worn out my welcome with random precision in all other sectors of the blogly universe that I might seek refuge in these hallowed portals.
I was born the worst part of 50 years ago and started writing before I had taken my first breath; and had already composed my first stanza of sub-standard, subversive, sub-normal, sub-judice poetry before my parents could figure out how to turn me off.
I look forward to ostracising myself from this site in due course, and alienating myself from each and everyone of you in a variety of annoying ways.
Viva la Vida!
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Post by karlsie on Jan 10, 2010 13:25:39 GMT -5
Getting ostracized from this forum can be difficult. It's most quickly accomplished by doing a goose step and painting swastika's on the sides of buildings. Neither can i be responsible for what happens if you decide to endorse Sarah Palin's book. I believe there are a few aliens lurking in the shadows of these rooms, but i won't name any names because i haven't verified their green cards. If Astra directed you here, you're in the right place. This is where we discuss our ideas, bring up new topics and grumble at the world in general. Oh yes, it's also where we drop off our submissions.
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Feud
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Post by Feud on Jan 10, 2010 14:25:30 GMT -5
Getting ostracized from this forum can be difficult. Oh good. I'll try not to upset too many people. Apologies for the delay in my reply: I've been out at goose-step class .... it's very wearing on the knee joints, and I'm beginning to run out of dance partners.
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Post by GoblinQueen on Jan 11, 2010 0:01:39 GMT -5
Sounds like you'll fit right in, welcome
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Feud
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Post by Feud on Jan 11, 2010 18:46:08 GMT -5
Many thanks to both of you; it's a great site.
Astra's suggested I might subject you all to my poetry and fiction -- he's a bit of a sadist!
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billthebutcher
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Post by billthebutcher on Jan 14, 2010 7:28:15 GMT -5
Many thanks to both of you; it's a great site. Astra's suggested I might subject you all to my poetry and fiction -- he's a bit of a sadist! More fictionists are always welcome. Skol!
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Post by grainnerhuad on Jan 14, 2010 16:58:47 GMT -5
I'll not kick you off even if you turn out to be a fearsome Nazi, I hear that they are humans as well. Welcome and I look forward to getting to know you better.
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Feud
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Post by Feud on Jan 14, 2010 19:11:41 GMT -5
Thanks Bill: I'm just drumming up a bit of confidence to post some fiction ...!
Grainnerhuad: That's very kind and tolerant of you, but you needn't worry; I'm as far removed from that side of the political spectrum as it's possible to get. Unless I'm really angry, but I tend to turn more into Shrek than a jackbooted thug .... I look forward to getting to know you too.
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Post by grainnerhuad on Jan 14, 2010 21:48:18 GMT -5
Well as Shreck-ish folk are amoungst my favorite, we should get along famously.
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billthebutcher
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Post by billthebutcher on Jan 15, 2010 0:05:20 GMT -5
May I assume that I know you from Multiply?
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dylan
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Post by dylan on Jan 16, 2010 22:26:40 GMT -5
I am the great duck hunter and Nazi's are terrified of me. Every day, I chase off Nazi squirrels, Nazi ravens and all things related to Nazi's. My human knows I do a good job and rewards me with biscuits because you never see a Nazi in our yard.
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Feud
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Post by Feud on Jan 17, 2010 20:11:17 GMT -5
Grainnerhaud: This is the point where I start yelling at Donkey for making annoying noises on the trip to Far Far Away....!
Bill: I've not been on Multiply that long, but Astranavigo and I are old friends. I'll tell you more offline...!
Dylan: I have a faithful nazi hunting hound, well, my mother's terrier. She barks at nazi aliens. Well, more accurately, she barks at the sky when walked for no readily apparent reason, and has done all her 14 years. I have concluded that being a smart dog in most other ways she wouldn't do this unless trying to warn us to the danger of imminent invasion. You never see an alien in our yard, particularly any with nasty sanskrit symbols etched into their spacesuits.
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dylan
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Post by dylan on Jan 19, 2010 0:40:02 GMT -5
Nazi aliens are sneaky. Nobody can locate them except Nazi sniffing specialists. The mallards have been relaying messages from the aliens and forming duck step squads. This is why I am the fearless duck hunter. It will be a terrible day when the ducks take over the world.
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Feud
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Post by Feud on Jan 19, 2010 17:48:29 GMT -5
I must confess that I never considered the humble Anatidae as a potential enemy of world peace, although one collective noun for ducks is a badling ...
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billthebutcher
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Post by billthebutcher on Jan 20, 2010 4:01:19 GMT -5
A bad badling, indeed.
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