billthebutcher
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Hook-nosed camel f*cker. Esquire.
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Post by billthebutcher on Oct 9, 2011 10:50:52 GMT -5
I’m a zombie, you can see If I eat your brains you’re history If I nip you, in a while You’ll get back up and join me.
Don’t waste time on fear my lad Zombies aren’t all that bad Compared to corruption, politics, war We’re as wholesome as mom and dad.
Wake up a moment, open your eyes You’re pigs, and these are sties The powers-that-be fatten you By their nostrums and their lies.
You’re a slave don’t you see To the money-making industry You’re a slave born and raised And I’ve come to set you free.
No more grubbing for a dime Liberated from taxes, tithes and crime No more fights with the girlfriend, wife Yes zombies have a nice old time.
No more worries, no more pain Disease or hunger, loss or gain No rat race, no road rage Flush your troubles down the drain. Zombie girls you know are hot But for the tinge of stink and rot They won’t ever break your heart If a heart you still have got.
See that human with a gun? His kind is now on the run Don’t listen to his pleas and cries He’ll shoot you once he's done.
All these days he lorded it Over the world and cared not a whit And now here is Payback Time From all that he treated like shit.
You’re my friend, he’s our foe He, not we, are evil, so Chase him down till he can’t run We’ll snack on him on the go.
I’m a zombie, you know me I can break you over my knee Or I can nip you and make you one So which is it going to be?
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Post by karlsie on Oct 9, 2011 18:35:05 GMT -5
What a persuasive argument for zombieism. Bill, you really are plain evil! Politics and zombies. Who else would have thought of it?
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