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Post by grainnerhuad on Nov 28, 2011 15:52:45 GMT -5
Haha! Since it worked so well for Stephen Baldwin I suggest our new financial plan should be to embrace our Job-ness and get some cash. Who knows maybe they'll even run our commercial after a South Park Episode (as they so kindly did for Stephen) www.allthatknowhim.org
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Post by karlsie on Nov 29, 2011 1:42:08 GMT -5
We've probably suffered enough, but we might not be repenting enough to satisfy Christian hearts. Since whales have already been done, maybe one of our staff could allow him/herself to be swallowed by a land walking giant octopus. That might round up a little gift giving sympathy.
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Post by grainnerhuad on Nov 29, 2011 18:31:30 GMT -5
LOL
I am so not being swallowed by a land walking octopus.
But I may be willing to pose as a washed up actor/artist.
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Post by karlsie on Nov 30, 2011 16:28:59 GMT -5
But washed out actors are so common. There must be a standing in line audition for wash outs stretching from San Francisco to San Diego. If you won't consent to being swallowed by a land walking octopus, (and you should think of the pleasures you'd receive from eight separate limbs, and that's not factoring in the little suction cups) how about this... you were captured by a group of ferocious sea otters in your childhood and the only thing you learned how to do was float on your back and eat clams. When you were discovered by a pair of money launderers, some effort was made to reintegrate you back into society. You were given a couch to lay on and a remote to hold, but not really knowing what a remote control was, you ate it. Rehabilitation urgently needed.
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Post by grainnerhuad on Nov 30, 2011 17:07:08 GMT -5
Ha! Well when you put it that way...submitting myself to the min-Cthulu sounds more enticing.
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billthebutcher
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Post by billthebutcher on Dec 1, 2011 8:37:42 GMT -5
I'm totally a Cthulhu worshipper. Fall unto your knees to Him. He will reward you by eating you last.
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