Maya's birthday! OMG that means I should throw a killer bachelorette party.
Well let's see, I thought LONG and HARD about it, and decided that there's really only one way to appease Maya on this most prestigious occasion. Ladies and gentleman, please put your hands together for Watchmen's own Patrick Wilson!!!!!
Here is a picture of Patrick Wilson scoring with Jennifer Connely.
Here is a picture of Patrick getting laid by Kate Winslet.
Here is a picture of Patrick nailing some bimbo whose name escapes me.
Dear God what a man-whore!
Whoops sorry Maya.
Now Patrick Wilson isn't all just buff man meat, but also has some intellectual prowess. (as opposed to his motivation in Watchmen, which was just colossal horniness)
NOW FOR SOME PATRICK WILSON TRIVIA
Did you know Maya that...
Patrick graduated from Carnegie Mellon University with a B.F.A. in drama?
or that his father, John, and his brother Mark, are both TV anchormen at WTVT in Tampa, Florida?
Patrick was twice nominated for Broadway's Tony Award as Best Actor in a Musical for The Full Monty in 2001 and in 2002 for the role of Curly in Oklahoma.
He has a tattoo of the letters KPW. Apparently he thinks highly of the North Korean Won currency.
Before being cast in Watchmen he auditioned for roles in two other comic book movies, Fantastic Four (2005) and Daredevil (2003). Thank God he failed!
CLASSIC PATRICK WILSON QUOTES
Who says Patrick Wilson has no good conversation besides giggling and begging for sex? Here's some classics...
"Is this BEAN juice?"
"Y'know what Abel? Fuck you."
"Well, I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out real quick peoples faces lie."
"No more talk of darkness. Forget these wide-eyed fears, I'm here. Nothing can harm you. My words will warm and calm you. Let me be your freedom. Let daylight dry your tears. I'm here, with you, beside you, to guard you and to guide you."
"Gasp...Pant...Groan...Do you feel bad about this? I do. I feel really bad."
AND FINALLY...
Because the ladies demanded it, now here is PAtrick Wilson NAKED!!
Oh wait...my apologies. Patrick Wilson has refused to do a nude scene here because he doesn't feel it's relevant to the plot. Sorry about that...but hey, you all came for a cake strip show and here it is.
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(Patrick Wilson ASCII look alike)
Best wishes in 2009 Maya!
