billthebutcher
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Post by billthebutcher on Nov 24, 2009 14:23:15 GMT -5
I'm a dentist. I know that, in itself, is a huge reason to fear me. Besides, I'm far left wing, which makes me even worse; and a lover of dogs, thrash metal and assorted weirdness.
Let the wild rumpus roll...
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Post by The Late Mitchell Warren on Nov 24, 2009 15:26:18 GMT -5
Yikes, I wouldn't trust you with the Novocaine.  Welcome, Bill. |
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Post by karlsie on Nov 24, 2009 15:36:45 GMT -5
I think we need a theater of the macabre. We have a nurse who works for the dark side and a dentist who calls himself the butcher. We can put on a better reality show than Scare Tactics!
Since the media has sufficiently supplied the terrors or the far right, it's only fitting to make them shudder with the bone crunching views of the far left. I've already been under a great deal of pressure to abandon my natural remedies only life style and get my ass down to a doctor for regular check ups. Would your health care package include mandatory monthly visits to the dentist? The plot is thickening. The dentist looms over the helpless victim with pliers and drills fashioned from recycled thrash metal, while the black caped nurse lingers in the background, giant hypodermic needle in hand. "You're going to the dogs," cackles the dentist, a grinning Doberman by his side"...
Stay tuned for the next episode of "Professionals Running Amok."
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Post by grainnerhuad on Nov 25, 2009 18:20:34 GMT -5
Welcome, welcome Bill the Butcher. We enjoyed your previous submission and hope for more in the future.
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billthebutcher
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Post by billthebutcher on Nov 26, 2009 10:03:09 GMT -5
The dentist looms over the helpless victim with pliers and drills fashioned from recycled thrash metal, while the black caped nurse lingers in the background, giant hypodermic needle in hand. "It will definitely not hurt...heh, heh, heh." |
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Post by karlsie on Nov 27, 2009 2:22:45 GMT -5
The patient draws back in his chair, screaming, "I said i wanted a tooth pulled, not a lobotomy!"
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billthebutcher
Regular Contributor
Hook-nosed camel f*cker. Esquire.
Posts: 488
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Post by billthebutcher on Nov 28, 2009 0:47:40 GMT -5
Mental pain is better than dental gain.
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Post by grainnerhuad on Nov 28, 2009 13:02:04 GMT -5
Indeed, is that a Marquis De Sade quote?
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Post by karlsie on Nov 28, 2009 21:39:17 GMT -5
I'm sure it was Freud.
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Welcome, Bill. 
