Post by kimseinna on Oct 11, 2010 9:47:08 GMT -5
"Well, if it isn't Muffy the Vampire layer." Nigel sneered. A fang actually curled over his lower lip. Disgust showing on his pale face.
"Ah, Nigel. Or, is it Fairy Fang now?" Vi returned his sneer with a smirk. "Knick a dick lately? You do know if you hit one of those veins, you could kill someone."
"Black cat calling the spilled salt unlucky are we? There are veins and arteries where you go too, dear." Nigel ignored Beny's pleading look. He was well aware that Emily was just in the next room.
Vi turned her attention to Beny standing next to Nigel. She could read the look on Beny's face plainly. It was screaming, 'wake my kid up with your bickering and I'll make it painful for both of you'. So, she decided to call it a truce; sort of.
"Let's not do this here, Nigel. I'm sure you have so many things to do before you go out for the evening." Just one last shot, and she would stop. "Or, did you want to go out looking like 'dead Opie Taylor'. Really, darling, orange hair on a dead fish is so unattractive."
She was baiting him, the bitch. No, he needed this job and he adored being Nanny to little Em. But, god, he hated the lesbian whore standing before him. Oh, just one more dig. What could it hurt? Beny wouldn't fire him. She adored him. He hoped.
"Oh don't be jealous, Muff. I can't help it if I look more like a woman than you. And, I'm more man than you'll ever be." With that, Nigel tossed his nose in the air, whirled around, and sashayed out of the room like a grand diva.
Beny watched as her live-in, night-time nanny and best friend stalk/waltzed out of the room. Having Vi as a temporary partner had really put a strain on their relationship. If only she'd known sooner the two had met before and hated each other on sight.
"How can you stand having that bloodsucking faggot live with you?" Vi asked.
"Same reason I can stand having a bloodsucking lesbo for a partner." Beny shrugged as Vi fixed an icy glare on her. "Sheath the claws, Vi. We both know who'd win the fight."
"Ah, Nigel. Or, is it Fairy Fang now?" Vi returned his sneer with a smirk. "Knick a dick lately? You do know if you hit one of those veins, you could kill someone."
"Black cat calling the spilled salt unlucky are we? There are veins and arteries where you go too, dear." Nigel ignored Beny's pleading look. He was well aware that Emily was just in the next room.
Vi turned her attention to Beny standing next to Nigel. She could read the look on Beny's face plainly. It was screaming, 'wake my kid up with your bickering and I'll make it painful for both of you'. So, she decided to call it a truce; sort of.
"Let's not do this here, Nigel. I'm sure you have so many things to do before you go out for the evening." Just one last shot, and she would stop. "Or, did you want to go out looking like 'dead Opie Taylor'. Really, darling, orange hair on a dead fish is so unattractive."
She was baiting him, the bitch. No, he needed this job and he adored being Nanny to little Em. But, god, he hated the lesbian whore standing before him. Oh, just one more dig. What could it hurt? Beny wouldn't fire him. She adored him. He hoped.
"Oh don't be jealous, Muff. I can't help it if I look more like a woman than you. And, I'm more man than you'll ever be." With that, Nigel tossed his nose in the air, whirled around, and sashayed out of the room like a grand diva.
Beny watched as her live-in, night-time nanny and best friend stalk/waltzed out of the room. Having Vi as a temporary partner had really put a strain on their relationship. If only she'd known sooner the two had met before and hated each other on sight.
"How can you stand having that bloodsucking faggot live with you?" Vi asked.
"Same reason I can stand having a bloodsucking lesbo for a partner." Beny shrugged as Vi fixed an icy glare on her. "Sheath the claws, Vi. We both know who'd win the fight."