Eddie
Regular Contributor
Don't Mess with New Yorkers
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Post by Eddie on Nov 23, 2010 11:35:53 GMT -5
Hola everybody... I've been slow, but I thought it was time to introduce myself:
I have at various times been an international supermodel, a psychic detective, an espionage agent, a rocket scientist, and globe-trotting, jet-setting pimp, hobnobbing with the likes of Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansen. I am currently nominated for both the Pulitzer and Nobel Prizes in literature and am coordinating an international effort to eradicate world hunger. I am incredibly sexually attractive with electric aquamarine eyes and a tanned body, with an IQ of 200, and I think that if you believe any of this, you really need to get out more.
Actually, I work as an activist (currently, I am the director of a criminal justice reform project). I will never be accused of not stating my opinions clearly or forcefully, which means that i am straightforward and don't pull punches.
I am decidedly a radical progressive/ liberal and think that today's conservatism is American fascism and the greatest threat to our democracy. I write on many different topics and I do try to maintain a higher level of research. Oh yeah, I like sex.
Eddie
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Post by grainnerhuad on Nov 23, 2010 14:49:37 GMT -5
Hola Eddie! So nice to have an International Man of Mystery on board!
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Post by karlsie on Nov 23, 2010 16:04:07 GMT -5
That was the best resume i've seen in years, and now you tell me not to believe it? That sucks. I was just about to bring out the party balloons and confetti. I'd throw some confetti anyway, but budget cuts say we have to pick it up afterward and reuse it for the next celebration. Since my spring cleaning turned into fall cleaning and it's still not finished, i'm sure you'll understand if i defer. Seriously, i'm very glad you decided to join us. You've gotta respect anyone whose higher research includes sex. Oh damn. I said it and i was going to refrain.
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Post by The Late Mitchell Warren on Nov 23, 2010 16:24:03 GMT -5
Hi Eddie, I've been following you for a while and have been enjoying your writing. Thanks for coming by and saying hello! Boy I sure do enjoy sex too, but while you get to live the life, I can only write about it for work and try new things out on the wife. Lucky you!
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Post by infamousrockyb on Nov 25, 2010 17:16:45 GMT -5
Hi eddie im just the canabalistic,christian,photographer that is also an ethical non voter says Karlsie. And if you didnt enjoy sex we would think something is wrong with you . great to see more wirters
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Post by wicklowmick1940 on Oct 6, 2011 8:12:43 GMT -5
Hello everyone: My name is Mike – and although a born and bred Irishman from the east coast of Ireland – I have been living on the outskirts of London (on the Essex border) for the past 45 years. I have Epping Forest on my doorstep.
I retired from the Met. Police in 1996 and have been playing golf, fishing and forest walking since then. I have a little job for two days a week on Hainault Forest Golf Course trying to keep the players under control. I prefer my own company and guard my friendships with determination.
I no longer drink alcohol – having had my share during the 60’s and 70’s. I have been ‘on the wagon’ now for 30 years.
I enjoy writing humorous stories about my childhood, police service, Irish history and fiction based on old Irish myths and poetry.
I have been married since 1967 with a daughter and son. I have two grandchildren whom I think the world of and most, if not all of my writing is hopefully for their future reading.
I look forward to playing an active part on this forum............unlike others which I learned quickly to despise...................Mike...(Wicklowmick1940)..........
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Post by grainnerhuad on Oct 6, 2011 15:08:33 GMT -5
Hello Mike and yes we hope you don't grow too quickly to despise the forum, or if you do you write us a story about it.
Welcome, we are glad to have you.
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Post by karlsie on Oct 6, 2011 15:26:01 GMT -5
Actually, we give despicable training as one of our free services. This can be used for personal position elevation, one man banding or as a troll guide. While the forum can get very quiet - i'm assuming because our writers are deeply absorbed in a WIP - most of the gang here has been with us since the magazine's inception, and any warts or bumps you might see are simply callouses from sitting too long on toad stools.
All nonsense aside, i'm sincerely glad you decided to join us. May your stories not only enrich your grandchildren, but their friends, their families, their neighbors, the cosmopolitan world and future generations.
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billthebutcher
Regular Contributor
Hook-nosed camel f*cker. Esquire.
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Post by billthebutcher on Oct 9, 2011 3:37:01 GMT -5
I know Mike well from Multiply, and I'm immensely happy to see him here.
Now I'm waiting for Azazel's intro with bated breath.
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