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Post by karlsie on Dec 21, 2011 19:41:11 GMT -5
Okay, gang. Now is the time to hammer your noggin for creative New Year's predictions. Post them here for consideration in Subversify's special. Get all dooms day on us if you want, but keep it fresh, keep it funny. Make it totally outrageous if you please, but make it before the edition.
Another New Year's special; Subversify's moments. It's been quite a year. First we rocked them with nuclear, than Mitch's Nibiru article blew the magazine out of the water, retiring our ability to use a shared server. We energy charged the readers with the entire panorama of anonymous/Assange/Wikileaks/Bradly and the astonishing saga of Occupy before the media was even awake. Now is your time to put in your suggestions for Subversify's great moments of the year; your favorite articles, comments, events, etc. as we brush off our clothes and prepare for another journey into world of literature, alternative news and freedom of press.
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Post by grainnerhuad on Dec 23, 2011 1:44:04 GMT -5
Argh! It has to funny? Okay, I guess I have a homework item for the week.
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Post by neonorth on Dec 24, 2011 11:27:34 GMT -5
Predictions for 2012
1. Canadian Defence Minister, Peter MacKay, feeling ballsy after suffering no consequences for utilizing the Canadian Search and Rescue unit to fly him from his fishing vacation rather than drive two hours, and stymied by a “really really hard part” for his character in “World of Warcraft” will order a war game simulation in an effort to discover a successful strategy.
2. Michele Bachmann, in an effort to show that she is sympathetic towards the gay community, will push for a government subsidized sex change operations for gay couples so they will no longer burn in Hell.
3. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, seeing the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone, will bankrupt Canada by legislating oil companies into a crown corporation. This will allow him to make good on his threat to stop selling Canadian oil to the Americans because of the delays in the Keystone pipeline construction and put into operation his “Final Solution” for the Native Canadian poverty issues that draw negative attention to his government by international media.
4. The Alberta government will announce a 33 billion budget surplus due to the amount of fines being paid by motorists because their passengers were using their cellphones under the new distracted driver legislation.
5. Red Deer Catholic School division principal Graeme Daniel will confess that he isn’t playing God – he is God.
6. President Barrack Obama will attempt to win back the adoration of the American people by being a contestant on “America’s got Talent” with a mimed juggling act. Sharon Osbourne will buzz him out after he mimes dropping the ball three times in the first ten seconds.
7. Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid will become hosts for a Travel Network television show called “places I’ve been to but due to my inebriated state I have no memory of”.
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Post by karlsie on Dec 26, 2011 22:18:33 GMT -5
Those are hilarious, Tony. You've definitely won a spot in New Year predictions!
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Post by The Late Mitchell Warren on Dec 27, 2011 21:21:09 GMT -5
Let me consult with Writers Depository and see if we can come up with anything funny.
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Post by karlsie on Dec 28, 2011 2:49:39 GMT -5
I'm eagerly waiting. I sent an e-mail to madama mama, asking her to bless us with a little of her psychic perception.
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dylan
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Nobody gets my bone
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Post by dylan on Dec 29, 2011 6:51:46 GMT -5
I predict that next year Santa Dog will bring me a rib eye steak.
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Post by grainnerhuad on Dec 29, 2011 11:12:55 GMT -5
Karla, are we planning to run these this week-before New Year's or next?
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