Post by billthebutcher on Dec 15, 2009 11:28:12 GMT -5
Warning: Adult-themed...of sorts.
Sometimes people do get their just and promised rewards.
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Ali floated up to Paradise.
He floated gently as a cloud, in a bubble of the clearest crystal, listening to celestial music playing. For someone who’d just exploded a car bomb, he was in pretty good shape, and still had all his faculties. As for the devastated marketplace, blood and mangled flesh scattered everywhere, he’d left behind him, he didn’t think of it twice. A martyr had to do what a martyr had to do.
The skies of Paradise were the deepest, clearest blue imaginable; the streams tumbled down fern-clad rocks in delightful little waterfalls, and trees hung their perfumed flowers and succulent fruit low over the lush green grass.
A vision of delight waited for Ali, a woman so incredibly lovely that the breath would have caught in his throat had he still been alive and breathing. Her only clothing was her long, silky hair, which alternately hid and revealed the perfection of her nakedness; and her eyes shone with love for Ali and the desire to please.
“Lord,” she said humbly, “Welcome to Jannat.” She took him by the arm and led him through the wonderful garden of delights, feeding him the celestial fruit with her own hands, till she reached a marble palace set on the banks of a perfect little lake in which swam fishes and water birds unknown to mortal man. “I am one of the houris who will serve you for eternity, Lord,” said the woman. “And, behold, here, in your palace, are the others.”
And there, in a lotus-decorated pool set in an open pavilion of the marble palace, Ali saw other women, each as lovely and as voluptuously nude as his companion, and with the same light of love in their eyes. Since he had always been good at mental arithmetic, he added quickly. Yes, counting his guide and companion, there were seventy-two altogether. They crowded round him, touched him and kissed him, and murmured words of tender adoration.
“My Lord,” said the first houri, the one who had met him, her eyes wet with lust, “it would be my profoundest pleasure and greatest honour if you would deflower me now and embark on the eternity of ecstasy your martyrdom has gained you.” Tenderly, she began removing his charred clothes, running her butter-soft hands up his rock-hard, toned muscles and kissing him with rising passion. Ali, his own passion growing, kissed her back hard, running his hands over her firm breasts and smooth body, all the way down to the valley of delight between her thighs, and heard her gasp with arousal.
“Take me, Lord, take me,” she said, unbuckling his belt and pulling down his pants. “I cannot wait,” she moaned, reaching between his legs. Then she suddenly stepped back, a look of consternation in her eyes. “Lord, what is wrong?”
“Wrong?” Uncomprehending, Ali looked down at himself, and then he screamed.
“My dick!” he shrieked. “The fucking bomb blew off my dick!”
It must have been his imagination that he heard someone cackling.
(Note to reader: Yes, I'm full of sick, twisted humour. I know.)
Sometimes people do get their just and promised rewards.
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Ali floated up to Paradise.
He floated gently as a cloud, in a bubble of the clearest crystal, listening to celestial music playing. For someone who’d just exploded a car bomb, he was in pretty good shape, and still had all his faculties. As for the devastated marketplace, blood and mangled flesh scattered everywhere, he’d left behind him, he didn’t think of it twice. A martyr had to do what a martyr had to do.
The skies of Paradise were the deepest, clearest blue imaginable; the streams tumbled down fern-clad rocks in delightful little waterfalls, and trees hung their perfumed flowers and succulent fruit low over the lush green grass.
A vision of delight waited for Ali, a woman so incredibly lovely that the breath would have caught in his throat had he still been alive and breathing. Her only clothing was her long, silky hair, which alternately hid and revealed the perfection of her nakedness; and her eyes shone with love for Ali and the desire to please.
“Lord,” she said humbly, “Welcome to Jannat.” She took him by the arm and led him through the wonderful garden of delights, feeding him the celestial fruit with her own hands, till she reached a marble palace set on the banks of a perfect little lake in which swam fishes and water birds unknown to mortal man. “I am one of the houris who will serve you for eternity, Lord,” said the woman. “And, behold, here, in your palace, are the others.”
And there, in a lotus-decorated pool set in an open pavilion of the marble palace, Ali saw other women, each as lovely and as voluptuously nude as his companion, and with the same light of love in their eyes. Since he had always been good at mental arithmetic, he added quickly. Yes, counting his guide and companion, there were seventy-two altogether. They crowded round him, touched him and kissed him, and murmured words of tender adoration.
“My Lord,” said the first houri, the one who had met him, her eyes wet with lust, “it would be my profoundest pleasure and greatest honour if you would deflower me now and embark on the eternity of ecstasy your martyrdom has gained you.” Tenderly, she began removing his charred clothes, running her butter-soft hands up his rock-hard, toned muscles and kissing him with rising passion. Ali, his own passion growing, kissed her back hard, running his hands over her firm breasts and smooth body, all the way down to the valley of delight between her thighs, and heard her gasp with arousal.
“Take me, Lord, take me,” she said, unbuckling his belt and pulling down his pants. “I cannot wait,” she moaned, reaching between his legs. Then she suddenly stepped back, a look of consternation in her eyes. “Lord, what is wrong?”
“Wrong?” Uncomprehending, Ali looked down at himself, and then he screamed.
“My dick!” he shrieked. “The fucking bomb blew off my dick!”
It must have been his imagination that he heard someone cackling.
(Note to reader: Yes, I'm full of sick, twisted humour. I know.)